Sherpa of diaper bags, binkys, and strollers
Sleep expert
Milk factory
Baby food maker
Bottle cleaner
Soother of colicky babies
Toileting trainer
Rewarder of potty-ing performances
Hand holder
Safety monitor
Assembler of all toys and kid gadgets
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Mama Bear Advocate
Kisser of boo-boos
Bandaid opener
Tooth-flosser and dirty foot scrubber
Hugger
Protector of feelings
Stuffer of tissue up the bloody nose
Nose-blowing expert
Nurse/doctor/pharmacist/therapist
Encourager
Coach
Cheerleader
Surprise giver
Repairer of broken hearts
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Sock seeker
Laundry guru
Grocery shopper
Chef and nutritionist
Inventor of breakfast-for-dinner
Veggie Enforcer
Cereal-pourer
Closer of all doors, cabinets, drawers & closets
Chair pusher-in-er
Fridge monitor
Jar opener
De-cluttering professional
Organizer of cupboards
Holder of scissors, glue, & scotch tape
Light bulb and battery changer
One who can make grilled-cheese with eyes shut
Chore chart creator
Iron-on goddess of Girl Scout patches
Crusty pee scraper
Cleaner-upper of all things for that matter
And the poo-on-the-shoe-wiper
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Fashion Stylist
Hairdresser
Maker of pony-tails, buns & braids
Photographer
Decorator
Terrific taxi driver
Minivan lover
Errand runner
Underwear buyer
Behavior Specialist
Referee of siblings
Volunteer extraordinaire
Servant
Student
Teacher & tutor
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Allowance giver
Time Police
Chore Police
Bedtime Nazi
Lice Picker
Appointment keeper
Reader
Proofreader
Project goddess
Homework specialist
Grammar Gestapo
Nagger to messy children
Road trip treasure box holder
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Bubble bath starter
Bath toy scrubber
Back scratcher
Finder of all lost stuffed animals and blankees
Bedtime story teller
Tucker-in-er
Cozy bed creator
Snuggler
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The Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny
Valentine designer
Leprachaun trap maker
Jack-o-lantern carver
Creator of holiday and family traditions
Gift giver
Present wrapper
Birthday party thrower
Comedienne
Entertainment Coordinator
Dance Party maker
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One who sets the household tone
Unconditional lover
Nurturer
Grace giver
Prayer warrior
Teacher of right and wrong
Sex talk expert
Music, tv, video game, & internet censor
Heart and soul giver
Innocence and purity protector
Smile distributor
Displayer of gratitude & thankfulness
Imparter of faith and belief system
Damage control of disappointments
Holder of secrets, stories, and 1st crushes
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Lover of crazy, loud children
Lover of annoying children
Lover of smelly children
Lover of sleeping angelic children
Lover of bed-headed kids and morning breath
Lover of chaos
Lover of sweet moments and blissfully silent car rides
Lover of teaching moments & teachable children
Lover of the words, not often heard, “You are the BEST mommy in the whole world.”
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